Man a happier soul

Ever thought why men are happier than females.

Root of happiness lies in simplicity and not complications. Consistency is the key with this animal, no erratic mood swings, retains the family name. Has a mind that is used to think and doesnt bother heart for it. Loves to forgive and ignores the pitfalls, hates postmortems. Avoids loads of history in relations and is receptive

He finsihes phone call in few minutes and also gets ready in 10 minutes. Doesnt need to bath twice a day or even bath everyday. Doesnt wash face every 30 min and even gets bored with his own face in mirror

Packs a small bag for a week's vacation. One pair of jeans can last for long time. Single pair of shoes is enough for whole year and can repeat shirts every week. Doesnt keep a track of what his friends wore on previous party. Friendship survives the errors or ommisions for not wishing on birthdays. Takes just required time & lesser money to finish monthly shopping. Can manage with teeth without searching nail cutters

Single cupboard is enough to keep all clothes & stuffs and does not hoard packing covers of stuffs purchased. Accepts criticism about himself, family and listens patiently to his partner. Doesnt carry work home and lives in present. Doesnt need to meet friends everyday and flexible with schedules

Eyes do not chase the last glimpse of pals bidding bye. Doesnt cry or think but speaks what runs thru mind. Doesn't have to be pregnant and assertive that sex is healthy fun. Chocolate or icecream is just another sweet stuff. Needs only appropriate time to pronounce words like cute or sweet

Make no mistakes, man is just an animal behaving this way. Over all its too boring the life until he finds gal who loves doing just opposite

Man is like a battery.... needs charging. Females are those batteries, to be happy we got to live with them... its okie if batteries have positive side also :)